#LIFEOFABOBKITTEN

When I accidentally take my roommates beer and get yelled at

When my roommates come home after I fail a test

Professors on the first day after Withdrawal period ends

Having to listen to all this March Madness talk

When I hear people talk about Quinnipiac being haunted

I’m always like:

When really I’m like:

When we forgot to go food shopping before the blizzard

When we look for any excuse to get into Toads early

When the shuttle driver sees me freezing and drives away anyway

When there was no hookup prospects at home over winter break

When I’m ambitious and take my first shot no chaser